So, I’ve just gone onto my blog to write my latest post, annnnd what have we here, pray tell…
Some cretin, has spammed the absolute bejeezus out of it like Dog:The Bounty Hunter’s pantry.
Look don’t get me wrong, I’m all for advertising… If I’m getting paid.
I’m all for sponsors… If we make a deal and it’s consensual.
Note to Sir.Spam-a-lot: I don’t remember permitting you to spew all over my blog pages. Go back to the ‘past its expiration date’ can, you came out of.
I feel violated.
I feel exposed.
I feel that even if I were in a bunker during an apocalyptic storm, I would still refuse to ingest Spam.
I’d really love to know how the EFF this happened…?!
If anyone out there has any advice for me about removing this cyber-loser from my website, I’m all ears.
But, in the meantime, while I try to clear this up… I will gift you with my latest recipe, Salmon Pot Pie.
Why… You ask?
Because, this is a food blog, and where I come from, Spam ‘aint food.
Note to everyone: Blog title credit goes to my hilarious sister, Cerrita.
Also, I truly apologize. Any irritating advertising you may see on my pages and/or pop-ups on your computer, are totally unsolicited and completely without my consent. But, that’s just the way the computer cookie crumbles, in the sordid world of Spam. Please bear with me while I sort this out, sorry!