***SPAM***: Not just a case of vile, Hawaiian canned Ham!

So, I’ve just gone onto my blog to write my latest post, annnnd what have we here, pray tell…

Some cretin, has spammed the absolute bejeezus out of it like Dog:The Bounty Hunter’s pantry.

Look don’t get me wrong, I’m all for advertising… If I’m getting paid.
I’m all for sponsors… If we make a deal and it’s consensual.

Note to Sir.Spam-a-lot: I don’t remember permitting you to spew all over my blog pages. Go back to the ‘past its expiration date’ can, you came out of.

I feel violated.
I feel exposed.
I feel that even if I were in a bunker during an apocalyptic storm, I would still refuse to ingest Spam.
I’d really love to know how the EFF this happened…?!

If anyone out there has any advice for me about removing this cyber-loser from my website, I’m all ears.

But, in the meantime, while I try to clear this up… I will gift you with my latest recipe, Salmon Pot Pie.
Why… You ask?
Because, this is a food blog, and where I come from, Spam ‘aint food.



Note to everyone: Blog title credit goes to my hilarious sister, Cerrita.

Also, I truly apologize. Any irritating advertising you may see on my pages and/or pop-ups on your computer, are totally unsolicited and completely without my consent. But, that’s just the way the computer cookie crumbles, in the sordid world of Spam. Please bear with me while I sort this out, sorry!



Categories: Dinner Recipes


  1. Mike said on January 17, 2015 Reply
    Bree Do you have something like Akismet to protect your website from spam, if not have a look. I thought most service providers might supply that as an addon. Hope it works out.
    1. Bree said on January 17, 2015 Reply
      Hi Mike, I do have Akismet, because I had a problem a little while back with spam comments. This is a whole different ball game, this creep has totally infitrated my blog pages with bogus advertising and popups. It's so wrong. Thanks heaps :)
      1. Mike said on January 18, 2015 Reply
        Bree, the only thing I can think of is to block his IP address, but I suspect that would only be a temporary fix. Sorry you are having the problem as I really enjoy your blog and recipes.

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